steve don’t just accept that bullshit
that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there
That look on his face
“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”
My fucking salt talks to me.
one time I got my cat high and it was the funniest shit i ever seen
he sat in my closet and stared at the wall.
then he bit the air, but wouldnt you know, he caught a moth in one try and was eating it.
then he took all of my stuffed animals and put them in a circle and slept in the middle of them.
I was seriously peeing myself laughing the entire time
did you ever stop to think that your cat… was probably performing a satanic ritual.